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Feb. 16th, 2008 03:03 am
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Title / Prompt: 2/08 - Bubble Bath from Hell
Character: Jack Harkness
Warnings: canon-ish TW fic; spoilerish for S2; Jack being Jack
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Your character's fandom: Doctor Who
Word count: 281 per PocketWord
Rating: PG-13 for hints of adult material
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or the situation. If I did, he'd have come in much earlier...
Crossposted to [ profile] licenseartistic

"Sir, I thought you were old enough to read the instructions on things..."

"What did I say about calling me 'Sir'?"

"Jack, I thought you were old enough to read the instructions on things..."

"I did! It said crumble under running water for bubbles. I crumbled, it bubbled! I honestly fail to see any problem here."

"You'll ruin the bathroom -- it'll get all over the walls and the floor..."

"It's a bathroom. It's made to get a little wet, Ianto. Besides, it could be fun -- no one would know if there was more than one person in here... You know, I went to this thing called a 'foam party' recently -- this kind of reminds me of that."

"I'm sure it does."

"I can hear that smirk in your tone..."

"What smirk, Sir?"


"What smirk, Jack?"

"You know, come to think of it, there's a rather large insect that builds nests that look somewhat like this. Hide people in them and feast on them until all that's left is a dried husk. I might need help searching to make sure this isn't one of those cases..."

"Well, I'll go get Owen, then -- he's good with insects."

"Ianto! Don't you dare -- get back-- You're smirking again, aren't you..."

"Can't see me, can you?"

"I'll drip on your suit..."


"Next time I'll use the big hot tub the hotel has -- then we can get the whole team to help me look. Maybe even Rhys..."

"Shall I pencil that in for next Friday?"

"After you get in here and help me search for dangerous creatures..."

"I think I know just where the dangerous creature is, Jack..."

"Oh! ...Ohh..."
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